I just got done reading the latest posting on "my" Kate's xanga blog. What she posted needs shared even more, and since hers is a 'closed' blog, I couldn't just send you to it. So I copied and pasted most of that particular posting and I'm now posting it myself so you can read it too.
"Recently in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.
To Whom It May Concern,
Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.) They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea, and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.
Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them ... where is IT? Therefore, they don't have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
The choice is perfectly clear to me:
I want to be a whale.
P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends. With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!" "
Kate has also written: "Also, for extra credit, check out Operation Beautiful."
Here is what I left in Kate's comment box:
"WOW!!! This is great!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!
Teacher, I did do my extra credit assignment and went to the 'Operation Beautiful' site.
Do I get extra extra credit if I tell you that it inspired me? No, I can not tell you how yet ... that would ruin um mmm 'things' o;-p
And do I get extra extra extra credit for copying your posting and posting it today on my blog {giving you full credit of course} ?
o/~ You (Kate) are so-o-o-o beautiful to me, can't you see?! Your everything I ever hoped for (in a friend) ... o/~ "
And NO, I can not tell the rest of you what idea I got inspired with either .... not yet anyways .... o;-}
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LOL....too cute!
ReplyDeleteBut I could swear I commented on this post the last time I was hear but then again it might be the cabin fever setting in!